We're College Lacrosse Coaches
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of course we’re all lunatics
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we are going to watch our entire last game and re-stat the whole thing
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we steal drills from other coaches and pass them off as our own
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course our staff is comprised of 1 GA and 2 volunteers
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… what’s work life balance?
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we’re going to freak out at the sub box
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course no one in our wife’s family is going to have a clue what our job is
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We will constantly get asked, ‘So all you do is coach? What do you do when you’re not in season?’
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… What the heck is Spring Break?
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we are the team’s CEO, CFO, accountant, chief negotiator, and travel agent.
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we take our frustrations out on our assistant
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… When we beat a huge state school’s club team in a scrimmage, our wife’s family thinks we’re Vince Lombardi
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We love Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we have receipts saved since before COVID
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course our wives don’t exist for 3 months out of the year
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We’ll take over the sub box if we keep running off-sides
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we save both timeouts for the 4th quarter
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we listen to leadership podcasts
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we’ve watched ‘the Last Dance’
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We LOOOOOVVVVVEEE to give advice
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… There had better be good movies for the bus
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Don’t talk to us on Sundays
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Have you finished the scout yet?
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We like to treat goalie warm ups like overtime of the national championship game
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We repeat ourselves, and our players really notice it
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we talk way too much after practice
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We expect greatness from our players, while wearing the same clothes 3 days in a row
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We just want to have a ‘conversation’ with the official
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Leaving a scouting report in the away team’s locker room is a mortal sin
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Players only stop by our office when we are extremely busy
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… “So are you going to have time to relax this summer?”
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we have logged more miles on the bus than in our own cars
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We don’t allow our players to make excuses when they mess up, but we’ll make excuses as to why we lost the game
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Quit messing up the drill!
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we need to spend more time working on the clear in practice
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we steal man up plays from the DI game we watched the other day
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course our YouTube shorts are all just David Goggins and Goal Mindset
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… We gotta be better conditioned
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course buying new balls will break the budget
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Let’s play a little bit!
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course our wives are taking a girls trip right before the season starts and the second the season ends
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we think of things to say for our pre-game speech the season before we play that team
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… ‘I never said that!’ When alumni ask if I remember saying something ridiculously demeaning or offensive
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Got a light summer of recruiting, only going to 15 events in 8 different states this year!
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course watching film can be considered ‘Family Time’
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we use the season as an automatic ‘RSVP NO’ to all events from Feb 1 to May 1
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Getting a commit can make a Wednesday feel like Christmas
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course our guy got snubbed for Player of the Week
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course you have to teach everyone who works your games how the shot clock works
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course we know a guy who can be the announcer for the live stream
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… What’s a full time assistant?
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course having 2 lids is more important than feeding your players
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course the locker room is a mess
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Don’t ask us to lift a finger around the house while we’re in season
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course alternate porthole mesh jerseys are out of the question
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course you have to coach both sides of the ball
We’re College Lacrosse Coaches… Of Course We Love Our Job!
KASEY BURST
The HC at the University of Dubuque, Kasey brings all things college lacrosse to your inbox.